Whilst walking through Guildford last year in the pouring rain I noticed a large council sign. “Are you prepared in the event of flooding?” Now this got me thinking. Firstly, Guildford is quite hilly, so how large will this flood be? Are we talking Tsunami? Secondly Radio 2 DJ Chris Evans has just named his new son Noah. Was this a sign?

Does anyone hold any architectural plans for an ark? I must check I can still swim.