I don't know what the statistics are for accidents in the home but I am swelling their numbers quickly. This morning as I rushed out the door I grabbed the water on the hall table, except it wasn't water. It was turps. It was only the vile smell that saved me from stripping my insides. It happened last year too. Reaching for the mouthwash in the cupboard I got distracted, picked up the bottle and took a swig of... nail varnish remover. What little enamel my teeth still had has surely gone now.
Don't try this at home.
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