Can we please talk about Wii?

Can we please talk about Wii? Something I never thought I’d say, at least while my mother was alive. I now know why they named it so. I had my suspicions but now I know it’s true. Wii is definitely something you are in danger of doing as a menopausal woman whilst playing this game.

Another thing – pelvic floor exercises. Get to 50 and let’s add a mezzanine to that. I’m not sure what I have to hold in when. When I was younger it didn’t matter. Everything was held in the right place. Now – well now let’s just mark my report card as ‘she’s trying hard and deserves a break’. Who are they kidding? I probably have brittle bones to look forward to - everything breaks.

Time to lie down, apply rejuvenating placenta of something newborn and … relax.