Having existed all week on less than 2 hrs sleep a night I think I can be forgiven for scaring the window cleaner, who happened to be up his ladder cleaning the bathroom window when I entered naked. I’m not sure if he momentarily blacked out or if he fell off the top rung in horror, but he disappeared from view pretty sharpish, as did I. He swears he knocked on the door before he wet his chamois. I may have to tip him next time.
You finally know that you no longer care when you buy a bikini for £6 and a swim suit for £3 in Sainsbury’s. Whilst in there I noticed the price of buffalo mozzarella? 5 quid?! Mind you, I’m not sure I’d risk life and limb squeezing a buffalo’s tits for £5.
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