A small piece in the Daily Mail informed me that my glass of white wine is the equivelant in calories to 1.5 Jaffa Cakes and that the equivalent red wine added up to a slice of pizza. Why the differentiation I wonder? Can't they all be measured in Jaffa Cakes to make life easier? Does this mean I have to have the red wine first, otherwise, am I having my pudding before my savory? All very confusing. Suffice to say I intend to drink half a packet of biscuits with my friends on Wednesday and quite possible drink a Four Seasons Pizz on Thursday. Hell, there'll be no need to eat at all.