A tale of WAGS

Well recession finally bites the slender pampered hands of the footballers WAGS. Apparently one of them is pulling in her Gucci belt and actually painting her own nails. What a brave woman she is. I feel so much better now. My girlfriend Mandy had to attend an awards dinner for footballers and WAGS. Sitting next to a very famous model WAG she heard the immortal words “and then I sneezed … and broke a fingernail.”